Trap Youth TeeThey told you it would be fun. They told you it would be rewarding. Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers. The warning label was there. You just did not read it. The Details: Yellow distressed hand lettered text reads "Don't Grow Up, It's A" in bold block letters stacked in three lines. Below, "Trap" appears in a larger flowing script with an underline flourish. All text is

Your kid's team finally made the league

and "MFG USA" at the bottom

Your kid is going pro in the only sport that matters to every parent on earth

with a large gold "'47" in the center

The muffin has visible blueberry dots throughout the top

They tried

large yellow distressed block text reads "Whiny Butt" in two lines

Vintage collegiate athletics crest layout in gold/yellow on a black tee

the attitude is locked in

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

Every kiss from a toddler is a controlled demolition of your personal space

Totally thriving over here