Born To Poop Adult Unisex TeeThere are callings in life. Vocations. Deep, primal purposes that cannot be denied. This one found its purpose at three days old and has not taken a break since. The Details: White distressed block text reads "Born To Poop" arched above a large white skull and crossbones illustration with lightning bolt accents. Below, curved text reads "Forced To Wipe." Punk rock biker aesthetic with a weathered vintage texture on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid

Just a two-word review from someone who has been around long enough to know

"Razor Edge" (side edges)

Strutting around the table with main-character energy before becoming the main course

Undefeated since birth

White ink on a royal blue tee

Now it is just a woman in a cape

Printed in white and gold on a navy tee with a vintage collegiate athletic department style

but today is really about the birthday

Your kid did not earn this spot through merit

Not everyone gets the invite

two cartoon ghosts (one holding an orange jack-o-lantern pumpkin pail

at maximum volume